Reginal's Philosophy

Reginal's Speech
Reginal: "I had a friend once, it lasted a few years and it was fun. She was the type of person to use intelligence to her own advantage. I often played dumb to try and impress her. However that kind of thinking doesn't get you very far. The thing is, I hate men who are lazy and desperate, Lazy men often times find themselves being walked over by non lazy men. Desperate men however is something else entirely. These people find themselves wanting to have a girlfriend so much but yet can't even talk to them. If you cannot talk about something you have in common with that person you are trying to date then what is the point of even trying to get together with them. It's not like it will work out."

Mercy: "So what's your point?"

Reginal: "I am getting to that. That friend I mentioned, thing is I liked her a lot. I asked her out after 1 year of us being friends. In this time she had dated 3 guys and I was left in the backseat of things. Always in the 3rd wheel. Outdone by all of the men that approached her. The whole reason was pretty simple. Men are always in competition with one another. The lazy ones give up and the desperate ones want to win but don't know how. I developed this personality, this energetic personality you see before you as a way to outdo that competition. In the end however it didn't work. She didn't want anything to do with me after I asked her out finally. Funny story how a little afterward she bragged about how she is going to get married in that moment however. I just snapped, I couldn't keep control of myself and couldn't stop laughing. Something in my brain absolutely shattered and was driven into insanity. If I had to guess the cause for this it could only be one thing, I simply didn't care for life anymore. I didn't want to die, I just didn't care if I lived or died. So I did the one thing I loved doing, making stuff. I ended up caring about my homework and got my grades so high that I graduated college that next year. The government gave me my own warehouse where I could start my business of making war weaponry. And I got all of the soda I wanted. So I guess you could say I made some type of a comeback."